The Empire of The United States of Capitalism is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 750 million Capitalismians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captalismia. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Capitalismian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Gerds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,151 Gerds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Capitalismians made a dessert and called it peace, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Capitalism's national animal is the Frigatebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United States of Capitalism is ranked 74,687^th in the world and 138^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,460.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.